英语话剧剧本TheBus

AStoryaboutLoveandStinkyFeet

5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。

FemalestudentA:,FemalestudentB,FemalestudentC,BoyA:WangChiang-rui

BoyB,Oldwoman,

SceneOne

(Threefemalestudentsarechattingonabus.Becausealltheseatsaretaken,theyarestanding,holdingontosomeplasticringshangingdownfromthebusroof.Twoboysaresleepingintheirseats.Thenthebusarrivesatastopandanoldwomangetson.Shelooksattheseats.Seeingnoemptyseats,shestandsnexttoafemalestudentandholdsontoaplasticring.)

Oldwoman:There'renoemptyseats.IguessI'llhavetostand.

(Thefemalestudentsfindtheoldwomannothavingaseat.Theywanttohelpherfindonetositin.)

FemalestudentA:Weshouldfindaseatforher.

FemalestudentB:Right.Thosetwobadboysdidnotgivetheirseatstoher.

(Thetwoboyscontinuetosleep.)

FemalestudentC:Weshouldfindaseatforher.

FemalestudentsA&B:Yes.

(FemalestudentAgoestoBoyAandtapsonhisshoulder.)

FemaleStudentA:Excuseme,couldyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

(BoyAstretchesandcontinuestosleep.FemalestudentsAandBlookateachother.FemalestudentBtapsonBoyA'sshoulder.)

FemaleStudentB:Hey!Canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

BoyA:(wakesup)IlinedupfortwentyhoursyesterdaytobuyA-Mei'snewalbum.I'mverytired.I'msorryIcan'tgivemyseattotheoldlady.(continuestosleep)

FemalestudentC:Whatshouldwedo?

FemalestudentB:Let'sasktheotherboy.

BoyB:(getsupsuddenly)Ah!

All:(startled)Ah!

FemalestudentB:Whathappened?

FemalestudentC:Whydidyouscream?

BoyB:Ihadanightmare.Itwasterrible.

FemalestudentB:Excuseme,canyougiveyourseattothatoldlady?

(BoyBfallsasleep.)

FemalestudentA:Hello!IsitOKforyoutomakeroomforthatoldlady?

BoyB:Letmesleep,please.IreadanEnglishnovelallnightlastnightanddidn'tgetanysleep.Canyouletmesleepforawhile?

FemalestudentA:Well,we'vetried.

FemalestudentB:Theyoungmanisreallybrash.

Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngladies!I'mOK!Don'tthinkI'manoldwoman.Iamhealthy.(makesafewkickslikeayoungman)

FemalestudentC:Maybeweworrytoomuch.Theoldlady'sveryhealthy.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyandtheoldwomanfallsover.ItmakesBoyAwakeup.)

BoyA:Oh!AreyouOK?

Oldwoman:Oh!Oh!Mywaist!

BoyA:Youcantakemyseat.(helpstheoldwomantotheseat)

FemalestudentC:Hmm.Hejustgothisconscience.

FemalestudentA:Yeah!Iwasjustabouttosaytheygotnomanners.

FemalestudentB:Yeah.Ithoughthewasacold-bloodedanimal.

BoyA:Hey!Watchyourownmanners.I'vegivenhermyseat.I'mreallyverytired.

(AtthistimeBoyBisembarrassed.Hedaresnotcontinuetosleep.)

Oldwoman:Thankyou,youngman.I'moldanduseless.

BoyB:Don'tsaythat.IfI'dgivenyoumyseatearlier,theaccidentwouldn'thavehappened.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAfallsdown.)

SceneTwo

(TheOldwomanandBoyBsitintheseats.BoyAisstandingbehindthethreegirlsanddrowsing.Thethreegirlscontinuetochat.BoyAisdrowsingcarelesslyandbumpsintoFemalestudentA'sbody.)

FemalestudentA:Oh!Whotouchedme?(turnsherheadaroundandsees

BoyAstandingbehindher)It'syou,right?

BoyA:What?

FemalestudentB:Why?Youdiditintentionally,didn'tyou?

BoyA:Wait.Ididn'tdoanything.

FemalestudentC:Youtouchedherintentionally,right?

BoyA:Hey,I'mnotthatkindofperson.(looksatBoyB)Hey…Isityou?

BoyB:(confusedandshakeshishead)Notme.Iwassleeping.

(Thebusdriverhitsthebrakesuddenlyagain.BoyAbumpsintoFemalestudentAagain.)

FemalestudentA:(angry)Stillsayingitwasn'tyou?Youpig!

BoyA:Ididn'tmeanit.

Oldwoman:Nowadaysboysarenotthesameasthoseinthepast.Boysinthepastwereallverypolite.Nowboysarereckless.

FemalestudentC:Nowwhatdoyouhavetosay?Apologizetoher.Hurry!

BoyA:Alright!Alright!(tofemalestudentA)I'msorry.

(FemalestudentAignoreshimandcontinuestochatwiththeothertwogirls.)

BoyA:It'snotmydaytoday.

BoyB:Gentlemendon'tfightwithwomen.Andshe'snonicewoman.

Oldwoman:Nowadaysgirlsdon'thavegoodtemper.Timereallychanged.

BoyB:Olderpeopleknowmorethanus.

Oldwoman:WhenIwasayoungstudent,Igotlovelettersfrommanymeneveryday.Forthesakeofmanners,Iwentoutwithdifferentmeneveryday.

(BoysAandBdon'tknowwhattosay.Suddenlythebusdriverhitsthebrake.TheoldwomanbumpsintoFemalestudentC'ships.)

FemalestudentC:(surprised)You.....

(TheoldwomanlooksatFemalestudentCandsaysnothing.)

Oldwoman:Youhavenicehips.

FemalestudentB:Ican'tbelievetheoldwomaniscapableofsexualharassment.

FemalestudentC:Maybenowadaysoldpeoplearenotthesameasthoseinthepast.

FemalestudentA:Maybeafterlosingherhusband,shefeelslonely.

FemalestudentB:Ah!Hereweare.Let'sgetoff.

FemalestudentC:We'dbetterstayawayfromthosestrangepeople.

(Femalestudentsgetoffthebus.)

BoyB:Whoarethosestrangepeople?They'rerealstrange.(helpstheoldwoman

up)AreyouO.K.?Thoseyounggirlshavenosympathy.

Oldwoman:(feelsBoyB'shand)Youalsohaveapairofveryfinehands.

BoyB:(startled)What?

BoyA:Thisoldwomanisalsoverystrange.

BoyB:Let'sgo!

Oldwoman:Don'tbeshy,youngman.Ihaveheldsuchkindofhandforalongtime.

(BoyBfreeshimselffromtheoldwoman'shandandgetsoff.)

Oldwoman:(looksatBoyA)You'renice,too.

BoyA:Hmm,good-bye.(getsoff)

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